Phoebe: All right, hold it. Wait just one minute. Are you telling me, that that girl, our innocent, is really… our sister?
Patty: Your baby sister.
Grams: Their baby half-sister.
Patty: But by my half, which makes her a sister witch. Well, actually, not yet anyway. Not until all three of you are here together by the Book. Just like before.
Grams: Charmed. Again.
Cole: And I thought my family was screwed up.
4x01 Charmed again Part 1

Prue: So did you get anything out of him?
Darryl: Just a migraine.
3x12 Wrestling with demons

Darryl: Okay, where is this baby that everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it?
4x21 Womb raider

Elise: "Dear Phoebe, my career is on the fast track, I'm wildly popular and the money is pretty damn good. What should I do?"
Phoebe: Stop whining?
Elise: Damn, you are good.
5x06 The eyes have it

Elise: Don't let your readers hear you say that. Who wants to take advice
from the woman who's divorcing Superman?
5x04 Siren songChris: We need Phoebe.
Piper: No. I don't want to interrupt her date with Mark.
Paige: Actually, it's Mike this week.
Chris: No, it's Mitch, but who cares? We need her.
6x18 Spin city

Phoebe: (to phone) Elise, where have you been? I've been trying to reach you all day.
Elise Rothman: (from phone) That's funny. I've been trying to avoid you all day.
7x17 Scry hard

Leo: Maybe I'd better go check with the elders and see if they know how to vanquish a Banshee.
Phoebe: Wait a minute, don't tell me you're afraid of Prue.
Leo: Yeah.
3x21 Look Who's Barking

Leo: Look, I can orb you because you're my wife but I'm not a cosmic taxi for the whole family.
3x16 Death takes a Halliwell